i'd speak up but i'm waiting for the irony to fall asleep without me

Tonight was my first night serving at the funny stop, actually just training. I was horribly nervous about it all day. I don’t remember the last time I felt so much anxiety. Then it was way worse than I ever could have imagined. So.

Moral of the story: when people tell you to relax and everything will be fine, don’t believe them. Run before it’s too late.