i'd speak up but i'm waiting for the irony to fall asleep without me
rock-it-ship:

Good looking out, IKEA.  For a second there I thought I was about to get an insanely good bargain on a 12 foot long hot dog

rock-it-ship:

Good looking out, IKEA. For a second there I thought I was about to get an insanely good bargain on a 12 foot long hot dog

(via autrysmusic)

daangmel:

I LIKE A BOY SO MUCH HOW DO I KISS HIM

Rather than fighting for every woman’s right to feel beautiful, I would like to see the return of a kind of feminism that tells women and girls everywhere that maybe it’s all right not to be pretty and perfectly well behaved. That maybe women who are plain, or large, or old, or differently abled, or who simply don’t give a damn what they look like because they’re too busy saving the world or rearranging their sock drawer, have as much right to take up space as anyone else.

I think if we want to take care of the next generation of girls we should reassure them that power, strength and character are more important than beauty and always will be, and that even if they aren’t thin and pretty, they are still worthy of respect. That feeling is the birthright of men everywhere. It’s about time we claimed it for ourselves.

I am somehow less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.

—Stephen Jay Gould   (via vamonos-pest)

(Source: peapodkid, via whimsicult)

Shit! God damnit! It’s alright. You couldn’t have known. You couldn’t have known, Elliott.

—Elliott playing poker


They had never met before, but decided to hug it out in the middle of an airport terminal.

They had never met before, but decided to hug it out in the middle of an airport terminal.

(Source: 9gag, via undressingmymind)