When I hear keys jingling outside my door I get scared and check to make sure my door is locked but if the person outside is jingling keys they probably have a key to my apartment and will come in whether it’s locked or not.
I’m often asked by parents what advice can I give them to help get kids interested in science? And I have only one bit of advice. Get out of their way. Kids are born curious. Period. I don’t care about your economic background. I don’t care what town you’re born in, what city, what country. If you’re a child, you are curious about your environment. You’re overturning rocks. You’re plucking leaves off of trees and petals off of flowers, looking inside, and you’re doing things that create disorder in the lives of the adults around you.
And so then so what do adults do? They say, “Don’t pluck the petals off the flowers. I just spent money on that. Don’t play with the egg. It might break. Don’t….” Everything is a don’t. We spend the first year teaching them to walk and talk and the rest of their lives telling them to shut up and sit down.
So you get out of their way. And you know what you do? You put things in their midst that help them explore. Help ‘em explore. Why don’t you get a pair of binoculars, just leave it there one day? Watch ‘em pick it up. And watch ‘em look around. They’ll do all kinds of things with it.
—Neil deGrasse Tyson (via senoranelson)
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my roommate just yelled from her room “KIM K HAD HER BABY” and I yelled back “AHH WHAT’S THE NAME” and she yelled back “CESAREAN —wait that’s not it— IT DOESN’T SAY”
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best of sawyer (remake) - season 1
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I’ve peed six times in the three hours I’ve been at work. All full-length pees too.
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- Jade: Let's go for a ride.
- Taylor: Where do you wanna go?
- Jade: Around town. Get some polar pops.
- Taylor: We don't have any money.
- Jade: I have money.
- Taylor: Enough for a polar pop?
- Jade: Eh, I'll check under my bed. See if the tooth fairy stopped by.



